The Dominion of New Toola is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Beverly Vane with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.504 billion New Toolans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augustia. The average income tax rate is 48.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Toolan economy, worth a remarkable 1,349 trillion Kredits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 179,779 Kredits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

"Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, the comic book series 'Prime Minister Beverly Vane and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, and banks now use correct pronouns when evicting people from their houses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Toola's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

New Toola is ranked 32,409^th in the world and 7^th in Violetia for Most Patriotic, with 36.84 flags saluted per person per day.